Awful Link of the Day: Yvette's Bridal Formal (Thanks, Pulp Dallas!)

Front Page News: I Squoze the Tiny Hand of Kate

I tried not too look but I gleaned that she definitely had one big hand like a regular man and one little hand, which was knotted like the paw of a monkey. I liked her little hand but I didn't want to look too much, but I liked it.

Rom Pit: Kung-Fu Heroes

The ROM Pit knows video games are complex today; there's nothing like getting sucked into the in-depth strategy of nabbing that high score, except maybe touching a member of the opposite sex that you don't share DNA with. But can complexity RUIN a game? ...

Awful Anime: Lightning Warrior Raidy

Maze dungeons with no automap! Grinding girls dressed like cows for experience and potions! One attack and one spell! Hentai reviews return with this hellish hentai and roleplaying game hybrid.

Garbage Day: The Compactor

The Compactor dismantles June's dumbest releases, including tap-dancing Tilly, Bush-less Gavin and the insipid Ting Tings.

Front Page News: The Blackwater TacOps Certification Exam, Written Portion

Almost there! It is now time to pass the written portion of your exam and complete your training to become a Blackwater security contractor!

Awful Link of the Day: Clay Aiken Pins (Thanks, The Power of Heart!)

Rom Pit: Ninja Crusaders

There's nothing cooler than ninjas beating up aliens, unless of course it's ninjas who can turn into furries beating up aliens. ...wait.

Awful Link of the Day: Bruno Powrozni's Real Estate Tips (Thanks, Y-Hat!)

Awful Anime: Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048

What could go wrong with a hentai version of X-Com? Find out, as the latest Awful Anime reviews "Pretty Soldier Wars A.D. 2048"!

Garbage Day: Warped Beyond Repair

For seekers of musical nourishment, Warped Tour 2008 is like eight hours of exile in an arid, vulture-picked desert. Weep for the youth of today! More importantly, mourn any mature, sane people who get stuck attending as chaperones -- or critics.

Front Page News: The Dangerous Book for Convicts: Prison Tag

Looks like your appointed defense attorney didnt get you out of this one. Five counts of murder is a difficult case to back. Thats alright though, with this guide youre set for a fun future in the slammer.

Reviews [Movies]: The Ruins

"The Ruins," new to DVD, fails miserably in its attempt to bring real terror to the "green, leafy things will murder you" genre.

Front Page News: The Internet Hates Diablo III

Me: The Witch Doctor looks like a variation of the Necromancer that focuses on infectious diseases and fire instead of death and the art of looking like J. Mascis. The Internet: It's not the Necromancer so I'm not buying the game, even if all the unnanoun ...

Garbage Day: Rev Theory: Hell? Yeah.

If you enjoy latter-day Metallica, professional wrestling and car chases, you'll love Rev Theory's video "Hell Yeah" (but you'll probably hate this article).

Features / Articles: Celebrity Guest Writer: Amy Winehouse Challenges Her Critics

A scathing assault on the media from frequent subject of the tabloids Amy Winehouse. She explores life under the microscope and what she plans to do to fight back.

Front Page News: Subj: ROAMIN DAD'S WILL

Some thing is happening to me out here in the wild and there are things i need to tell you before it is too late for your dear old pop..

Awful Link of the Day: Grading The Flags

The Flash Tub: Wordstrong 3

Get BOOTED in the DISK, MOTHABOARD!

Comedy Goldmine: More Spore: Creature Creator Part 2

Apparently, EA don't just make sports games. With the release of the Spore Creature Creator demo, everyone on the internet is having fun making monsters. At least the ones with expensive PCs. Check out some of the coolest, funniest and most bizare works o ...

Front Page News: The Bargain Book Bin: A Random Chapter from a Book You Haven't Read

At that moment, they were in the Mountains of the Six Gods, a popular spot for hikers, skiers, and evil lords seeking remote strongholds. Past the mountains were the Foothills of the Six Gods, which were less impressive, but good for picnics, mountain bik ...

Front Page News: Jolly Old Pip at the Flixster Chat

All right, mates? It's your humble cyber-space correspondent Alistair Milner, here to flog Flixster. What's all this, then? Why, it's a computer-talking room that I've come to fancy. And it's easy peasy, young ducks. Let Jolly Pip show you the ropes.

AwfulVision: AwfulVision: Jesusland!

The only viral thing about these videos is the resulting stomach pains.

Front Page News: The Annotated Guide to Annotations

Discover what insulting things your professors are writing on your papers, just because they assume you can't read.

Front Page News: The Complete Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition Player's Handbook

Before getting started with your first adventure with Dungeons & Dragons 4th Edition, you'll need three things: #1 - This handbook. #2 - At least one other person. #3 - Your imagination! (Can also be used to replace #2)

Comedy Goldmine: The Other Half

This is an article in which joint efforts are made by the SA forum goons to create original pieces of art. I can't begin to explain how badly this has messed up my system of naming the files. Check out the drawings and pray that you never have to rely on ...

The Flash Tub: Ghost Unit

When ghosts are committing crime only one man can bring them to justice.

Photoshop Phriday: You Didn't Get the Part!

A goofy look at the Hollywood that never was!